I saw Harry as somewhat similar to James Potter yet, sometimes he is still as sweet natured as the Harry we see in the books. Draco coughed, trying to cover an amused snort as he realised why the rant sounded so familiar. #hermione Draco was merely a speck of dirt as far as the Dark Lord was aware, and after he had failed to kill Dumbledore, Draco had only proven himself useless. Helena rolled her eyes at her brother just as a tawny owl swooped into the Great Hall, bearing Lily's howler. "Want to help me wake Ron?" "You'd better open it and get it over with Harry." Please consider turning it on! In book 5. what states require consummation of marriage; new milford ct police scanner; reply to opposition to motion to compel california; More mature than him, yes. When Hermione tries to apologize, Severuss response isnt quite what she expected. And in one universe he killed both James and Lily and only Harry survived. In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'. besides the man crouching on the floor, there was one . And the Hat saw that. You better be 13 or older if your gonna read this.. linkao3 (Turning of the Times by thenoacat) Its a time travel fic where Harry gets stuck in the marauders era. Reading it, he suppressed a low chuckle. Draco also noticed how the Potions Master glared at Harry, which he didn't understand. Helena Potter, Harry's younger sister, eyed the owl wearily but she continued to eat her breakfast. The Great Hall sat in shock. It was possible. Cookie Notice So young Harry thought that to compensate, he would get on . Hermione piped up, setting her Transfiguration textbook down (she was finally done with the entire syllabus for the year, as per normal). A Night Howler Predicament (Nick Wilde x Reader) . "Lily, school rules are meant to be broken." Draco shrank back into his seat, his face heating with embarrassment and fear. he called out. Welcome to r/HarryPotter, the place where fans from around the world can meet and discuss everything in the Harry Potter universe! . Hermione shook her head disapprovingly. Ron stood up on the Gryffindor table and shouted "PARTY IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM!" A 'not you, not now' AU, where Voldemort captures Harry in the graveyard. ._1sDtEhccxFpHDn2RUhxmSq{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-flow:row nowrap;flex-flow:row nowrap}._1d4NeAxWOiy0JPz7aXRI64{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText)}.icon._3tMM22A0evCEmrIk-8z4zO{margin:-2px 8px 0 0} ", "Maybe we should have recruited more Hogwarts students instead," Aunt Bellatrix sneered, "Of course, maybe they would have turned out as cowardly as my nephew here.". ._2cHgYGbfV9EZMSThqLt2tx{margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{width:75%;height:24px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-,._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{background:var(--newCommunityTheme-field);background-size:200%;margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-{width:100%;height:46px} "How is it that a child and his two friends have managed to elude you this entire time?". You guys have the rest of the day off to swallow her unfortunate death.". #ronweasley On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. Work Search: 75.8k. They thought they did that with their letters, didnt they? Heart wrenching, I know! An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works It still wasnt enough. Come on! Lupin sees a struggling Draco Malfoy and decides to adopt the child, but first, he has to get Lucius Malfoy out of the way-legally of course. To those that read my other fics: I'm so sorry they've been in hiatus so long, but this fic actually got me going again, so hopefully you'll see a new chapter soon!! Why on earth was his son getting mixed up in these sorts of things? "James Potter! Harry grabbed the red envelope and started his rant, "VOLDEMORT YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! In my mind, this was way funnier than what I actually wrote, but I never claimed to be funny, so thats on you. It wouldnt be out of place in one of those muggle haunted houses that Draco had heard about. Site: Archive of Our Own | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2020-08-18 | Completed: 2020-08-19 | Words: 6452 | Chapters: 3/3 | Comments: 159 | Kudos: 2677 | Bookmarks: 586 | Hits: 17252 | ID: 25966192 | Download: EPUB or MOBI, FanfictionBot2.0.0-beta | Usage | Contact ffnbot!ignore. She says she had to send one to my dad before. "It's nice to see you're in a better mood Harry" said Hermione happily. THIS FILTHY PIG HAS SPOILED YOUR NAME! Harry had little to no sleep that night because of some Noseless bastard giving him nightmares! The foundations of one of the greatest friendship of all time. 102 guests Voldemort sends harry a howler. 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Harry ends up having to write back since Voldemort is not someone you can refuse writing back too. Weasley had gotten the same letter back in their second year, and Draco remembered that morning fondly. #umbridge. . NOW THERE'S THE MOST PATHETIC PERSON ON EARTH TEACHING AT THE SCHOOL WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF 'UMBRIDGE' AND HAS RUINED MY LIFE MORE THAN YOU!??! "Is that-" "How could he-" "No way-" The Death Eaters whispered amongst themselves, frantically confirming to each other that Potter had sent The Dark Lord a howler. She is a resurrected soul, and this is now her third rebirth. Add in a few familial issues, misunderstandings, and sarcastic jokes to the mix and feelings ensue. DID YOU NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE ENOUGH! he responded offhandedly. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Harry Potter & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & Harry Potter & James Potter, Harry Potter & Fred Weasley & George Weasley, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, James Potter and Lily Evans Potter Raise Harry Potter, Peter Pettigrew didn't betray the Potters, Peter Pettigrew Didn't Betray James Potter and Lily Evans Potter. "Well what does it say!" She knows that her sister has secretly been hoping to find the guy that she has liked for years but before she could, she was taken away. Harry had grown bright red during their rant and refused to look anywhere except for his hands. He threw a panicked glance at the Dark Lord, but he didn't seem to have caught Draco's thoughts. "Ah, another Black wanting to get away from tradition, yes child I am aware you're a Malfoy. Voldemort sends harry a howler. Revised version of my story. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. As Hermione was about to lecture Harry a pitch black owl flew into the Great Hall and landed in front of Harry. Exhausted and anemic from Umbridge's Blood Quill, Harry decides to relieve stress by writing Voldemort a parody of a letter, intimating that Harry wouldn't mind if Voldemort murdered Umbridge (not that he'd ever send it, of course). I had hoped he would help his family realize family ties are stronger than houses, but alas that didn't happen. Harry should have sent him a howler. Lily spluttered. UNTIL YOU DO SO, THERE WILL BE NO OUTINGS TO THE BURROW FOR YOU. ", "HOW DARE YOU TAKE OVER THE MINISTRY?" Each time I was with you, though, the chasm of yearning widened like a maw of a predator ready to chomp on my bleeding heart. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} "If I had known that you could be bested by a few Hogwarts students, I wouldn't have been so merciful with you and your family, Selwyn. Please consider turning it on! A large fire crackled behind a dragon leather chair, illuminating a large highly furnished study room. Not Rated. It said that they had similar minds, different goals, that Draco was more mature, which he didn't think he was. ", "M-my lord," Father stuttered, looking terrified. Sirius jumped, looked up from the letter in his hands and scowling when he saw Regulus standing next to his chair. linkao3(Turning of the Times by thenoacat) Its a time travel fic where Harry gets stuck in the marauders era. FLYING OVER THE BLACK LAKE AND THE BOATS THAT YOUR SISTER AND POOR GINNY WEASLEY WERE ON, YOU COULD HAVE RUN THEM INTO THE LAKE WITH THE CAR BY ACCIDENT! FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILLME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? But he didn't want to be. Remus placed a comforting hand on Lily's shoulder, trying to diffuse the tension that was building up rapidly. I've given Harry a little sister because I don't think James and Lily would let Harry be an only child. THE FIFTH-YEAR HOWLERS by Norbert for President (Head of the Leprechaun Society, Honorary Mushroom, Fake Order of Merlin - First Class (well, naturally), and Randomly Mad Individual) Chapter One: Hormones and Harry. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Neville L. - Words: 674 - Reviews: . 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I didnt have anything to do with this. You also carry many Slytherin traits, but are you sure that's where you think you belong?". "Oh stop fretting Lily!" Just as she was about to stomp over to her husband, an owl had flown right into the house with a seal that was all too familiar. You will find out here. Told him how Sirius lost connection to his cousins and family once he was placed in Gryffindor, all but Andromeda of course. "Thank goodness she has enough of you in her to ignore him then." #luciusmalfoy If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. Though flames burned brightly in the sconces on the wall, they barely staved off the gloom that had settled through the halls of Malfoy manor since The Dark Lord had arrived. This (short) story has parody elements. Harry stood in shock before jumping on to the Slytherin and yelled "I LOVE YOU TOO DRACO MALFOY" and with that the two engaged in a heated make out session. Post OOTP. "There are a lot of people who would wish to send me one, of course. #dobby What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harrys strength was compassion? Harry began to read aloud. "Find him, and make it quick, or I shall practice my technique on you.". Victory is felling a powerful opponent. They're his best friends, wellwere. The other one. He knows that Snape had sent his parents a letter regarding his sorting. Lily declared, grabbing a piece of parchment from the study table in the corner and enchanting it. Warner Bros. Voldemort is one of the most complex characters in the "Harry Potter" series. So Draco stared at his tie, remembering what his mother had told him as well. The voice boomed, making Draco choke. was heard in response and James could be heard to groan in pain. It was never a good sign when he looked like that. She's a woman with an unnatural attraction to the boy who lived. Victory, Lord Voldemort thinks, takes many forms. It is unclear how much Voldemort and the Death Eaters knew about the Dursleys themselves. Acompanhe-nos: bonsall oaks development Facebook. Its only when its too late when they realize that they should have cherished every single moment they had with each other. But he couldn't help the sinking feeling in his gut. Yes child I am talking about Sirius Black, you are a lot like him you know. 135. 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A prank gone wrong between long time rivals, James Potter and Sirius Black, resulted in a severe injury to the heir of the Black family. were one of the many statements heard. Not the main focus, but the whole fic is in a SMS-style. Harry just smiled at Ron "It's fine" responded. Why didnt Harry send Voldemort a howler? He had only heard of Howlers but this had to be one. A silly fic without much sanity, in chapter 4 he sends a letter to Tom which made me smile. But the Hat did. Draco watched as the two conversed, looking back and forth between the two. "He could have been expelled! If it is not opened or there is a delay in opening it, the letter smoulders, explodes violently, and shouts . "Over holiday break, they had Kreacher search your room. Sirius froze, feeling all of the colour drain from his face. Draco stared at his red and gold tie, staring at the colors that represented fire and the house of "blood-traitors" according to many families in the Wizarding World. ~ ~ ~ Reg, he said distastefully. If He Lived (Harry Potter FanFiction) Fanfiction. Once down there, the room fell silent and the older students stared at Draco and whispered. For the first time in 100 years, Phyllida's Flutterby bushes will bloom at Hogwarts. Harry looked down and saw that one was from his mom, and one was from Prongs and Padfoot. "And that is no laughing matter," Lily snapped. "That's Potter. Complete. there were even a few novels in an obscure corner. For The Feels. Id:(2390865) Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon. A second later, Dobby appeared. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content. "Lucky," Ron said, stuffing a piece of toast in his mouth. He stared at the colors he never believed to ever wear because he was supposed to be in green and silver like everyone else in his family. Trelawney in the book tells . The feels. ._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa{margin-top:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._3EpRuHW1VpLFcj-lugsvP_{color:inherit}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa svg._31U86fGhtxsxdGmOUf3KOM{color:inherit;fill:inherit;padding-right:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._2mk9m3mkUAeEGtGQLNCVsJ{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;color:inherit} On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. You never know who could be listening in. #ron [4]: https://github.com/tusing/reddit-ffn-bot/ "Fork me on GitHub" [5]: https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=tusing "The maintainer". While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. He opened his mouth, possibly to curse, but he never got that far. Harry Potter | Voldemort | Short Stories Humour Completed Sends Howler Shot. "Oh, I just took Ron's advice to heart." Harry faltered. Ron and Hermione were glad that Harry was in a better mood because despite how much Harry looked like his father, he definitely had his mother's temper. "I entertained the idea that your death would be painless, but I can see that is no longer an option. "How may Dobby help Master Harry?" But no slash, or Harry/Voldemort pairings. ", "Well," Ron said twirling his spoon around his cereal, "I take whatever I said back mate.". Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction K+ | Words: 644 | Reviews: 2 | Favs: 6 | Follows: 2 | Published: 2/5/2018 | Status: Complete | id: 12825622 | Language: English | Genre: Parody/Humor | Characters: Voldemort | Download: EPUB or MOBI, It's not the main thrust of the story at all, but there is some letter writing between Harry and Voldemort in linkffn(When Harry Met Wednesday). (D [Fem!Reader] Draco sat up in his bed and looked around the dorm and noticed the shades of red and gold littered around and realized him being sorted into Gryffindor wasn't a dream, it was real. If Snape isn't there, tell him I think he's a greasy git who needs to grow up and stop hating a dead man's child.". WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Sirius snapped at him, as his ears reddened in indignation at the sudden contact. age of adaline comet. "He is breaking the law!". bookshelves lined the walls, each shelf packed tight with bound volumes of dark arts notes and spell books. Look at the heroes!" ", The Dark Lord rose from his chair, glaring down the table at everyone. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. No, the Dark Lord probably wouldnt care too much if stray thoughts of muggle customs flitted through Dracos mind. She knows everything that happens in these stories thanks to her first life, and will try her hardest to change as many fates as possible while getting to revel in the joy and happiness of being not only in her favorite story ever, but also just in the joy of being surrounded by magic. Please consider turning it on! Lily glared at her husband. The sunlight made its way into the boy's dormitory where six young first-years still laid sleeping. LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING THE GREATEST DARK LORD EVER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE TO SMELL WITH!??! Lily Potter (ne Evans) demanded from the Living Room where she was reading the Prophet. On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. With what, my Lord? Aunt Bellatrix asked immediately, immune to whatever power the Dark Lord had that made Draco want to run and hide. When he was done he turned to see Harry still watching him, but his expression was unreadable. Thanks in advance! The voice boomed, making Draco choke. Draco could feel the manor's magic twist as the wards let something through. Judy goes to Zootopia with her sister (Y/N). And his father is bound to be upset with him. I know I've mentioned this one a few times, but there are letters. James Potter didn't know who he was angry at more, but he did know he had some yelling to do. "I'll write it." The Lightning has recruited a wide variety of dark wizards as well as familiar faces to his side, and will not stop until he rules the entire world. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter + Addams Family Crossover | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 24 | Words: 164,537 | Reviews: 1,672 | Favs: 5,030 | Follows: 5,687 | Updated:._3K2ydhts9_ES4s9UpcXqBi{display:block;padding:0 16px;width:100%} They devised a plan and Voldemort decided that since he fucked up Harry's life so much, he'll give him a gift. Harry smiled. Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter) Prophecy; HYDRA Trash Party; Harry Potter Has a Saving People Thing . 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